I am a Posh Shed and this is my story.

Posted on April 24, 2012

Dear diary,

Allow me to introduce myself, I am a highly educated, Posh Shed. My decision to start blogging comes from a general desire to keep abreast of the times and also from wanting to keep a diary of my life and various adventures. Originally I am from the heart of beautiful rural Herefordshire. My upbringing was one of great privilege as I was extremely fortunate to have been made by a smashing bunch of people who really understand what it takes to create a proper shed.

I am proud to be a shed, for me it’s not just a job, it’s my vocation. I love being entrusted with looking after your lawn mower, garden tools or whichever things you simply need out the house. Sometimes owners just enjoy sitting in me which is a treat as I relish the company.

I’m not sure about other sheds you may have spoken to, but most are pretty jealous of me which can be hard when trying to make friends. As a posh shed I would never boast about my superiority, however it is nice to know you’re special.

The seasons play a large part in the life of a posh shed, from being filled up with unused garden tools in the winter, to protecting seedlings from late frosts in spring and being a cool shady retreat in the long hot summer months, filled with the smell of freshly cut grass.

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I come in a number of sizes and designs and can be painted in an array of different colours – there are over 200 for my owners to choose from. All the painting and finishing touches are carried out by my creators in Hereford so I am completely ready for you when I am delivered. Being a posh shed, I always look good wherever I go.

I am incredibly strong with a solid, lockable door so only my owners can get in … of course, being a posh shed I’m always completely exclusive.

Yours sincerely,

Posh Shed